EFTA00541887.pdf

From: Brian Vickers To: Subject: Fwd: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up. Date: Sat, 12 May 2012 13:07:19 +0000 Inline-Images: ATT00004.jpeg; ATT00003.jpeg; ATT00001.jpeg; ATT00002.jpeg; ATT00005.jpeg; ATT00007.jpg; ATT00006.jpeg This came from my Mamaw... I guessed the second thing wrong...let me know what you think it was before you read to the end and I'll tell you what I thought it was... Brian Vickers Requiro Scientia LLC Office: This message is directed to and is for the use of the above-noted addressee only, and its contents may be legally privileged or confidential. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any distribution, dissemination, or copy of this message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message in error, please delete it immediately and notify the sender. This message is not intended to be an electronic signature nor to constitute an agreement of any kind under applicable law unless otherwise expressly indicated hereon. Begin forwarded message: From: Charleen Fowler Date: May 11, 2012 8:17:11 PM EDT To: Brian Vickers Subject: Fwd: The Thing), Why men call Pee standing up. Subject: Fw: The Thingy Why men can Pee standing up. EFTA00541887 The Thingy' Ca.K 'Pee .S-fctYtcliYt UP God was ,StAs4 abotA4 done crea4in.3 humans, btA4 he kad two Ø.4s lef4 over. 4+e couldn't decide kow splif 4kem be4ween Adam and -Eve so 4+e 4kot44 4e myl-f jtAs4 as well ask. -them. 4+e -fold -fhem one of 4he -fhir9s 4+e had lef4 was ct -(king 4.itcd would allow eke owner 4o pee while sanding up. "I-f's a. verm handy 4ki9," God -fold 4hem," and I was wondering if ei-fher one of you had a. preference for i-f." EFTA00541888 Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, Oh, please give 4414 4o me! I'd love 4o be able 4o do 4ha4! 14 seems like just -the sort of 4hing a. man should have. Please! Pleeeasel Give 14 -to me!' On and on he wen4 like an excited little boy. -Eve just smiled and 4old God 4kat if Adam really wan4ect 14 so badki, ke could have i4. So God gave Adam 4he 4hing 4ha4 allowed him 4o pee standing up. Adam was so excited he jtAs4 dar4ed whieein all over he place - firs4 on -the side" of a rock, -then he wrote kis name in -the sand, and -then ke -tried 40 see if he could kit a stump 4en fee4 away - laughing wi4k deligki all 4he God and Eve Ka/cited him with amusement and 4hen God said 4o -Eve, Well, I guess ciat're kind of stuck with 4ke last Thing I have Leff' WOita4's 14 called?' asked -Eve. trains,' said God. LOL! Send 4kis 4o c.iour friends & le4 4he 4nA4k et known! EFTA00541889 FREE Animations for your email by IncrediMail Click Here! EFTA00541890