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From: "G. Max
To: Philip Levin
Subject: Fwd: joke
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000
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<blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>Now that is how you advertise!<br>
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<u>Marketing Explained</u><br>
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm<br>
fantastic in bed."<br>
That's direct marketing.<br>
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One<br>
of<br>
your friends approaches her, points at you and says, "He's fantastic<br>
in<br>
bed."<br>
That's advertising.<br>
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her<br>
telephone<br>
number. The next day you call and say, "Ni, I'm fantastic in bed."<br>
That's telemarketing.<br>
<br>
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten<br>
your<br>
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for<br>
her,<br>
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,<br>
By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."<br>
That's public relations.<br>
<br>
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and<br>
says,<br>
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."<br>
That's brand recognition.</blockquote></html>
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