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From: "G. Max" <IIMIMIMI=> To: Philip Levine Subject: Fwd: Fw: Dear MR. Abby: Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000 <html> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite> <blockquote type=cite class=cite cite>Subject: FW: Dear MR. Abby: >Ever wondered what it would be like if Dear Abby were a man? Sgt; >Dear Mr. Abby: >Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. Sgt; >A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is >only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing - your best >friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why >not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still >apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. >If you're still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a >nice meal while you think about it. Sgt; >Dear Mr. Abby: Sgt;Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. Sgt; >A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your >skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform >oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best >thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day. Then cook him a >nice meal. Sgt; sgt:Dear Mr. Abby: sgt;Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. Sgt; Sgt;A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. >The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A >night out >chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more sgt;peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your sgt;relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great >time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is >when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets >home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him >a >nice meal. Sgt; >Dear Mr. Abby: >Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is. Sgt; >A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, >do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to >videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as >birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him Sgt;a delicious meal. Sgt; >Dear Mr. Abby: >Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. Sgt; Sgt;A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity >training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex EFTA00580900 figt;should be available to your husband on demand and with no pesky requests figt;for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as figt;you should -- he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop figt;being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on figt;him and cook him a nice meal. Sgt; sgt;Dear Mr. Abby: Sgt;Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep figt;without pleasuring me. Sgt; Sgt;A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to Sgt;cook him a nice meal. Sgt; Sgt; Sgt; Sgt; <hr> Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at <a href="http://go.msn.com/bql/hmtag_itl_EN.asp">http://explorer.msn.com</a></blockquote> </blockquote></html> From ???@??? Sun Dec 09 11:06:04 2001 To: (WJC wjc) From: "G. Max" Subject: Re: Cc: Bcc: X-Attachments: In-Reply-To: <16180476.377919816@imcingular.com> References: <87a> Message-Id: <5.0.0.25.2.20011209110438.00ad61b0@mail.mindspring.com> X-Eudora-Signature: <Standard> EFTA00580901

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