EFTA00581385.pdf
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From: "G. Max" <IIMIMIMI=>
To: "Philip" <@?
Subject: Fwd: Fw: The Fly — NOT what you expect!!!!
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 4501 05:00:00 +0000
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type=cite class=cite cite>In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
A<br>
hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, Gosh... if I go down three
inches...Ifinbsp; will feel the mist from the water and I will be<br>
refreshed.fiquot;<br>
<br>
There was a fish in the water thinking, "gosh...if that fly goes down<br>
three inches I can eat him."<br>
<br>
There was a bear on the shore thinking, fiquot;gosh...if that fly goes down<br>
three inches...that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him."<br>
<br>
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake<br>
preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. "Gosh," he thought, "If that fly<br>
goes down three inches...and that fish leaps for it...that bear will<br>
expose himself -;
grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and then have a proper
lunch."<br>
<br>
You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but<br>
I can tell you there was more.<br>
<br>
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "gosh...if that fly<br>
goes down three inches...-;
that fish jumps for that fly ..and that bear grabs
for that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich."<br>
<br>
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as was<br>
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch<br>
time, gosh...if that fly goes down three inches... and that fish jumps<br>
for that fly... and that bear grabs for that fish..and that hunter shoots<br>
that bear...and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich....then<br>
I can have mouse for lunch."<br>
<br>
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the<br>
cooling mist of the water...<br>
The fish swallows the fly...<br>
The bear grabs the fish...<br>
The hunter shoots the bear...<br>
The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...<br>
The cat jumps for the mouse...<br>
The mouse ducks...<br>
The cat falls into the water and drowns.<br>
The moral of the story is....<br>
<br>
Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Some pussy is probably<br>
in danger.</blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></html>
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