EFTA02335004.pdf

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To: From: G. Max Sent: Sat 1/1/4501 5:00:00 AM Subject Fwd: (no subject) <html> <blockquote type-cite class-cite cite><blockquote type-cite class=cite cite>I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. I never  have figured out the whole Mars & Venus thing. And I never have figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. Also, I never have figured out how sexual desire gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words, "I do." One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she then says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?!" So she says the words that I and every other husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing is going to happen that night, so I went to sleep. The very next day we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store... I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to which I say, "OK."  And then we go to the jewelry department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited! She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready; let's go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey. I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face ... it went completely blank. I then said, squot;Really, honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be EFTA_R1_01282083 EFTA02335004 in tune with my financial needs as a man.aquot; I figure that I might be having sex again sometime during the Spring thaw of 2003.</blockquote></blockquote></html> EFTA_R1_01282084 EFTA02335005

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Filename	EFTA02335004.pdf
File Size	124.2 KB
OCR Confidence	85.0%
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