EFTA02411706.pdf

To: From: Sent: Sun 6/20/2010 10:24:54 PM Subject: Fwd: The Queen & Dolly Parton From: Sent: 20/IIII IMI llaylight Time Subj: The Queen & Dolly Parton The Queen and Dolly go to heaven Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton EFTA_R1_01473161 EFTA02411706 Died on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, So the Angel must decide which of them Gets in... The Angel asks Dolly if there's EFTA_R1_01473162 EFTA02411707 some Particular reason why she Should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, They're the most Perfect breasts God ever created, EFTA_R1_01473163 EFTA02411708 And I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. EFTA_R1_01473164 EFTA02411709 The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, Drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. EFTA_R1_01473165 EFTA02411710 WELLWORTH The Angel Says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'what was that all about? I show you two Of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a Toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?' 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, EFTA_R1_01473166 EFTA02411711 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush Beats a Pair - A '2 No matter how big they EFTA_R1_01473167 EFTA02411712 are! EFTA_R1_01473168 EFTA02411713