EFTA02422060.pdf

To: Jeffrey EpsteinUeevacationelgmail.comj From: Sent Thur 9/9/2010 7:27:13 PM Subject Fw: Cows and politics Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile From: aymon.brunel®hsbc.fr Date: Thu, 9 Sep 2010 09:34:52 +0200 To: <ab@tectona.net>; Cjeanluc@gmail.com> Subject: Fw: Cows and politics From: Diego Olaechea Sent: 09/09/2010 07:15 To: Aymon BRUNEL Subject: Cows and politics Cows and Politics DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN SOCIALIST ou have two cows. our neighbor has none. ou feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. n ou have two cows. our neighbor has none. o? ou have two cows. he government takes one and gives it to your eighbor. ou form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his ow. ou have two cows. EFTA_R1_0 1488594 EFTA02422060 COMMUNIST CAPITALISM, • MERICAN STYLE BUREAUCRACY, • MERICAN STYLE • MERICAN CORPORATION I he government seizes both and provides you with milk. ou wait in line for hours to get it. is expensive and sour. ou have two cows. ou sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. ou have two cows. nder the new farm program the government pays you o shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk own the drain. ou have two cows. ;You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd ne. ou force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are urprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement o the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing xpenses. our stock goes up. FRENCH CORPORATION APANESE CORPORATION , ou have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. ou go to lunch and drink wine. ife is good. ou have two cows. ou redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an rdinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. hey learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. EFTA_R1_0 1488595 EFTA02422061 GERMAN CORPORATION ITALIAN CORPORATION W RUSSIAN CORPORATION TALIBAN CORPORATION IRAQI CORPORATION POLISH CORPORATION BELGIAN L ou have two cows. ou engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. ou have two cows but you don't know where they are. hile ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. ou break for lunch. ife is good. ou have two cows. ou have some vodka. ou count them and learn you have five cows. ou have some more vodka. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many ows you really have. ou have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. ou don't milk them because you cannot touch any reature's private parts. ou get a $40 million grant from the US government to and alternatives to milk production but use the money o buy weapons. ou have two cows. hey go into hiding. hey send radio tapes of their mooing. ou have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting o milk them. ou have one cow. he cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's EFTA_R1_0 1488596 EFTA02422062 CORPORATION FLORIDA CORPORATION CALIFORNIA CORPORATION . Flemish. he Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. he French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. he cow asks permission to be cut in half. he cow dies happy. ou have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. ome of the people who actually like the brown one best ccidentally vote for the black one. ome people vote for both. ome people vote for neither. ome people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which ne you think is the best-looking cow. ou have millions of cows. hey make real California cheese. nly five speak English. Most are illegal's. mold likes the ones with the big udders. This email and any attachments are confidential and access to this email or attachment by anyone other than the addressee is unauthorised. If you are not the intended recipient please notify the sender and delete the email including any attachments. You must not disclose or distribute any of the contents to any other person. Personal views or opinions are solely those of the author and not of Trafigura Trafigura does not guarantee that the integrity of this communication has been maintained nor that the communication is free of viruses, interceptions or interference. By communicating with anyone at Trafigura by email you consent to the monitoring or interception of such email by Trafigura in accordance with its internal policies. Unless otherwise stated. any pricing information given in this message is indicative only, is subiect to change and does not constitute an offer to deal at any price quoted. EFTA_R1_0 1488597 EFTA02422063