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To: Jeffrey Eosteinpeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Subject: Fwd: First Time Sex Sun 5/16/2010 2:55:12 AM Forwarded messa e From: Date: Sat, May 15, 2010 at 10:19 AM Suliect. Fwd: First Time Sex To: The world IS small sometimes! This shows that you have to be careful in what you say to 'any' stranger!! xo xo B Begin forwarded message: From: Date: Ma 14 2010 9:30:13 PM CDT To: Subject: Fwd: First Time Sex Message--- From: BRUCE KUPFER < To: Bob & Vicke Bunnell Charli H man >: EDSTROMROSE >; Gothmann, R >; Mary Wenshau Putts Tom & Mary Sichak Sent: Fri, May 14, 2010 10:33 am Subject: Fw: FW: First Time Sex --- Original Message — From: Carol Kupfer EFTA_R1_01492246 EFTA02424416 To: BRUCE KUPFER Sent: Friday, May 14, 2010 10:30 AM Subject: FW: FW: First Time Sex It is clean and funny. FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy EFTA_R1_01492247 EFTA02424417 for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' EFTA_R1_0 1492248 EFTA02424418 The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humor !!! The New Busy is not the old busy. Search, chat and e-mail from your ,nbox. Get started. The New Busy think 9 to 5 is a cute idea. Combine multiple calendars with Hotmail. Get busy. The New Busy is not the old busy. Search, chat and e-mail from your inbox. Get started = EFT,1_01492249 EFTA02424419