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wears glasses. Sometimes while the commercial is on, the actors have reconciliation. It is a real fun show. Mommy and Daddy live in New York State. To get a divorce there, one of them has to commit adultery. Daddy has a tryst with a girl. Mommy raids the joint. She brings along a photographer. Mommy has secretly been having an affair with the photographer. What Daddy doesn’ t know won’ t hurt him. He always wanted to be on Page 3 of the Daily News anyhow. Mommy made sure that his undershorts were ironed. Benjamin Brenner lives in Brooklyn. He is a Supreme Court Justice there. He makes decisions. He decided that raiding the joint is illegal from now on. Unless you have a search warrant. Then it’ s legal, but you have to knock first and say, “Benny sent me.” This new rule doesn’ t count for hotel rooms. Then it’ s okay to raid the joint. So Daddy better get his own apartment. Judge Brenner is really under the thumb of real-estate agents. There is another way. Mommy can go to Reno. She lives there for six weeks. That is called “establishing residence.” Reno is Keno but Alabama is Clamor. Same-day service. The Chamber of Commerce invites lawyers to practice there. They are promised the run of the divorce mill. More people are traveling to Alabama than ever before. They are called Freedom Riders. HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015055