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didn’ ttell Netanyahu that she was just about to perform the same act on me while | was on the phone with Aim. Anyway, at that point, Monica found a big old dusty Mason jar under my desk. There was a label on the side which read, “Property of Ronald Reagan.” That Mason jar was filled with Teflon, and | have rubbed it on myself every day since. | began my talk this morning with an epiphany, and |’ d like to end with another. This epiphany also occurred while | was watching television—Larry King Live—and, once again, Paula Jones was the guest. At One point she said, “I'’ ve never voted in my life.” And | was astounded. Then she said, “I’ m so apolitical, it’ s unreal.” And | realized what an incredibly great country America really is, that somebody who was just a plain citizen, who was never even /nterested in politics—somebody who had never even voted for a president—had nearly succeeded in toppling one. Well, this has been a catharsis for me. | just want to say once more how much | appreciate your presence here. And finally | would like to share with you a little witticism that Hillary came up with last night, an idea for what my epitaph should be: “Here lies Bill Clinton, but that depends on what you mean by lies.” Isn't she wonderful? HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_015142